A Tulsa Unitarian Universalist

Ho Ho Ho and all that stuff
Here comes Santa in a huff
Let's keep this secret to ourselves
Santa has changed some of his elves!!!

Santa's elves have strange names
Like Liberace, Chopin and even James
But his pet is "Flakey Franks"
Who'll be replaced within the ranks

If you recall from days of yore
Watering roses was Santa's chore
Now don't you worry and don't you fret
Cause your roses will still get wet

Chopin is moving up the ladder
He brags about an oversize bladder
So this is why he tops the list
Cause Chopin is the Pianist!!!

Author Anonymous by Request, Used With Permission, Copyright 2007